Kent bound:-

   Keith, Keith, Di, Jenny, Brian, Dan, Baz, Mike, Phil, Ed, Sue, Badger, Julie, Ian & Little Sophie, Nick, John & Arl


The Road to Kent

Stood still in a car park.

we saw a figure by the side of the road.

With a face that we knew like our own,

reflected in our chrome.

Well he walked up to our fenders

and he bent down real slow.

a fearful pressure paralysed us in our shadow

He said 'Vultures, what are you doing here?'

My fear of Nick being on time would turn me in my grave.

We said 'Barry, we've come to the valley of the Vultures'

Our liver to destroy

He said 'Vultures this is the road to Kent'.

On your Journey

across the wilderness,

from this valley to Gravesend,

you will stray upon the motorway to Kent.

Well, we’re standing by the Shire Horse

but the vodka doesn't flow.

So Sue boils with every poison you can think of.

And we’re underneath the street light,

but the light of joy we'll know.

scared beyond belief

of Jenny & Otto.

And the perverted fear of foxes

chokes the smile on Keith and Di's faces,

and common sense is ringing out the bells.

Pray Badgers Sat Nav
has no technological break down

Oh no,
This is the road to Kent.

And John 'n Arl Turn up late

But there’s nothing we can do

It's all just getting ready...

John, she does it all for you!

Oh look out world,

take a good look.

Look who's down here,

Uncle mike must learn this lesson fast,

and learn it well.

This was no upwardly mobile freeway,

oh no,

that was the road,

that was the road,

that was the road to Kent.

There's - Strawberries and cream -

There's - Your favourite song -

There's - Thoughts of Liz Hurley or Brad Pitt (Depending!!!)

There's - Roast dinners with gravy -

There's - Blue sky -

There's - A White Christmas -

There's - Nick being on time -

There's - Clear roads -

There's - Rain in Africa -

There's - Riding with the Vultures -

There's - VSOC Rallies - Thank you VSOC XV- Great one  Dan.